Give it a rest.

PSA: You’re an adult.

I love how much she triggers people by being awesome.

“does anyone new come to WoW anymore?”

lol no, dummy

*ADJUSTS GLASSES* Pandemics are, by definition, global.

Looking forward to the flood of cheap Cayenne Turbos in coming months

the Macan is *almost* a Cayenne Turbo

lol what that’s not a Cayenne Turbo

I’m in a similar boat and all roads point to a mid-10s Cayenne Turbo.

As I said, buy a real game like a normal person.

Or, y’know, buy a real game like a fucking human being.

The magnitude of expense for Bloomberg is similar to an average American family purchasing a modestly priced TV.

“the bucolic paradise of Avatar giving way to the bloody horror of Aliens occasionally punctuated by the heroic carnage of Terminator” title of your sex tape

*OTTO VOICE* Wow, you have mustard?!

*OTTO VOICE* Wow, you have mustard?!

Why does Silicon Valley have developing nation-tier internet?

This season was absolute trash.

lol absolute trash

You made your bed.

“Silver includes starting a side hustle among the ways you could use that “found” time”