Is this the game with the boss fights that come with seizure warnings?

I see. Let’s see if I can find you a little “I Showed Everyone How Smart I Am” sticker.

No shit, if you’re a nuclear scientist or someone pretending to be smart on the internet, maybe.

How, exactly, is accurately identifying Nazis “hate speech”?

“obviously”

“Police, lawyers, judges, etc.”

Why is it about Gizmodo and Jalopnik that attract a disproportionate number of extremely delicate white males? Is it that computers and cars don’t make them feel threatened and scared, usually?

Have you ever seen anyone actually wearing a MAGA hat IRL?

So. Many. Delicate. White. Males.

Being a literal Nazi is not a legitimate political view, spastic honkey.

There exists an undeniable moral imperative to punch Nazis is an excellent defense.

Do you like endless, autistic, poorly-translated “cutscenes”? Boy, do I have a game for you!

My game bugged out trying to summon a goddamn pixie and now I’m waiting for a GM. Does that happen in this game?

no you’re not

*decade-old gaming

Kinda wish we’d seen a little pile of ash with a sheriff’s badge on top, if only for a sense of closure.

Mrs. Wheeler is most certainly not happy. 

Who wants to bet the thing we saw in the after-credit scene was...

ST1: 8.5/10

Not wanting your precious, one-and-only daughter to CONSTANTLY make out with that damn Wheeler boy is not possessive and no I will not stop drinking