Hopper also gave me wood and that letter at the end made me weep.

Giving me wood counts as 4

Murdering random Russians because Communism LOL was by far the weakest aspect. 

If anything, this season needed more Billy and Mrs. Wheeler and they needed to fuck.

Do any of these improvements “make it less boring”?

The problem with shows like Stranger Things is that they quickly go from aw, I love these kids to aw, I want to have sex with these kids.

No body = not dead always applies.

Hopper isn’t dead, obviously.

This writer is full of shit. 

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Fuck this idiot with a pneumatic particle cannon. 

WE. NEED. MORE. CORES.

1. go to ramen place

I can’t wait for this new Johnny Mnemonic video game.

To what extent are the crusades of extremely spastic honkeys motivated by being mad about comic books and video games?

“the marketplace of ideas”

Anyone who buys this car should come with a recipe card for simmering their bones into a delectable stew. 

I would sell a nut for this screen.

It makes my dick bleed.

I’m having a Keith Dick moment with that grille.