Ah damn....missing my granddaughter, the tea party hostess with the mostess. It’s time to plan a roadtrip....

The British tabloid press continues to be one moral step below guys who sell fake insulin but the real story here is how rugby union has managed to be the most progressive “tough guy” sport on the planet.

OH my God. He’s Sophie Lennon.

He was walking rather gingerly, though. 

I mean, that’s a pretty standard response to anyone who asks if they can bring their kid to your wedding, when it clearly says no children on the invite. Don’t care if you’re a Cousin, no kids!

Sir, this is an Arby's

“Sir, this is an empty room”

Megan fucking owns. I hope she’s doing massive bong rips right now. 

Yeah I dumped a guy once after he said he was “pleasantly surprised” by my breasts. I think he thought that was complimentary.

I was sucking on a Werther’s Original and I almost just died, thanks.

i’m so sorry for the loss of your friend, TheOtherNico - though i am super happy you were able to transition him to column f. if he had a lot in common with your dad, then he likely had a lot in common with you, and i’m sure that relationship was cherished as much by him as it was by you.

So on Monday can we expect to see Worst Foods to Barf?

...Sir, this a Wendy’s.

Am I the only one who watches that video and thinks that the guy racing the fridge is in on the gag?

And there’s something rotten in the crisper drawer, if you know what I mean.

Robert De Niro just turned 76. I hope I’m as sure-footed as he is when I’m his age. Just looking at those things gave me an imaginary sprained ankle.

I can’t wait to see his rendition of Puttin’ on the Ritz!

Haven’t we already seen this movie? With all these people?

“Lifts?! Look Kramer you don’t understand, this kind of thing is just not done.” 

“And therefore never send to know for whom the taco bell tolls. It tolls for thee.”