“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

Good! Maybe the Chinese will finally start taking climate change seriously.

Sino wave generator.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

Not gonna lie, I lost it at “becoming a rapper”. Live the dream Granny Q.

Right, but the whole point of the article is that they did not leave their children to die in a hot car because they were “busy at work.” I’m surprised that’s all you got out of Gene Weingarten’s work on this subject.

I took my blood, I doped it down

I love her expression: “Can you believe this shit?”

He feels shame, you see, because the Secret Service aborted the trip.

Boone may think his players are savage in the box, but they appear to be real beasts going solo.

I have to log off for a bit, sir, but allow me to double down before I split. 

Concussing the other catcher? That’s a plunking.

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

That’s the magic demon power that makes the engines work. The fans are just there to keep you from seing them.

Truly a display of the full range of emotions for finishing early

I don’t know, really think they missed the mark on saying “right MEOW” if they’re going to put a cat butt on the cover.

Is that why I keep getting ads for fiber supplements?

You can say that again

So what are you saying? That this is supposed to be the “actor” playing Pete, not the character from the movie?

Technically, this is supposed to be the “ac...