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Some random tweet also mentioned this convergence and pointed out that it was the perfect place for them to go fuck themselves and die.

I hear you and share the same frustration, but know an incumbent being voted out after his first term is so rare it’s only happened three times in our Nation’s entire history. This isn’t nothing. 💙

Big ups to Stacey Abrams for saving the country. 

“Rudy has looked like a walking cadaver for a few years now.”

You had me going. Here’s to a speedy recovery, Mr. President!

Against this social backdrop, the absurdity of the 45-year-old mother of all summer blockbusters, Jaws, has never been clearer. It is the story of a cop, with no background in marine biology and, in fact, hatred of water, taking it upon himself to hunt a great white shark, a vulnerable apex predator whose survival is

Holy shit that ratio. 

This deserves all the stars, which normally requires this gif...

I feel like even if you explained to Trump that holding the RNC as planned in Charlotte could potentially decapitate the Republican party weeks before Election Day, as party leaders, elected officials, political consultants, hardcore supporters, etc. gather from around the country in a single location in tightly

I did not know that. (feel free to read that in Johnny Carson voice if you are of appropriate age)

I wouldn’t rule out foul play.

Yeah damn, not good. Lets blame that one on low caffeine levels...

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The more on point clip is the one in which a petty tyrant bullies his doctor over a heart attack that turns out to be a giant fart...

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

May I point out that Goofy is a dog, but he has a dog, Pluto.

Sounds like he needs a little more party in the back.

He should have said he needed to mullet over.