You want to bunt like you’re holding a lightsaber you better be a damned Jedi Knight with it. 

“revealed no further neurological damage.”

If he were to try to overtake the government history would record it as “The Little Douche Coup”

Some of you may be shocked that he does this, but how else do you think Bob gets permits approved so fast?

Who did Bob the Builder have to blow to get his ne’er-do-well son this gig?

Never not funny. Sometimes sad, but always hilarious.

Except the part where Harden tries to burn down Paul’s house, that actually happened

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a group of fans act that way in the NBA- or even the NFL

Thank you for a classic example of whattaboutism.

Draymond being distracted likely prevented the first in game fan murder in NBA History.

The Warriors celebrating the win on the court was karmic retribution for Raptors fans celebrating Durant’s injury. No class. I think they caught wave-bro on camera after the loss looking dejected.

There is no longer anything noble in the world we occupy. Once you accept that, this won’t upset you so much.

This is the clown you speak of.

“Raptors fans, perhaps having lost their minds at the swing in fortune, briefly cheered excitedly at Durant’s apparent injury.”

Your assessment of the Toronto fans “briefly” cheering and quickly shutting up is quite a stretch. Their level of excitement at the injury, including the clown caught on TV waiving goodbye at him, far outweighs the perceived quickness of their applause.  I suspect if it were another city, playing another opponent, the…

“bruuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

180 RPM would produce nearly -30g.

Blood was forced to her brain; no way she gets the joy of passing out. 

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.