this song is fire...

And that’s why the lady is a Trump.

I’m always conflicted about it because I really LIKED him as Rick Simon.  But his Hearst makes his face so terrifically punchable the whole time.

Mt Everest: Come for the views, stay because you died.

I think about the complicity a lot, myself. If I was into t-shirts, I would buy this:

That was the best thing I've read in a long time. Fuckin amazing you are.

This video of Almora crying on the shoulder of a ballpark security guard really struck me in the feels. Hope the news that the kid is going time OK is true.

For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the foul ball, and lose his own soul?

This is amazing. How do we run this to the damn top of the comment threads?

That was hilarious!!  Thank you.

For some reason the part about “...the chopper is waiting, blades a-whirrin’, just like ‘Nam, not that you were there but you saw it in the movies...” caused my laughter to shoot out my eyes in water form.

Your appreciative audience raises a virtual mug to you. Enjoy your beer.

The picture you’ve painted with your beautiful, beautiful words has my eyes welling up. You’ve created a work of art here.

I love that you added a link to finding help in the Kit Harrington story. Because self-care isn’t just for celebrities.  

You certainly used a lot of words to call them ‘posers’.

Well yes, that’s how all apologies that don’t involve time travel work.

I read all of this in Bubba Blue’s voice. 

I think the best scenario is that Durant makes a fatal mistake in Game 7 to lose the Finals and then we skip ahead five years and Durant has given up and gotten fat and Green has to come to his hut and convince him to come back and help them make one last title run together. And Green will bring a raccoon to the hut.

“In the past year, I have 60+ IG & Tw DMs from KD, mostly from 3 convos initiated by him spanning 5+ hrs each.
I’ve asked for nudes, topless, bottomless, wet t-shirt, blurred nips, no face, blurred face, ass, ass cleavage, thong, partial thong, white panty, feet, toes, legs, a reverse Kirby with human feet where you…