“Despite Kellerman’s protestations prostatations...”

He was being literal. He is Jon’s cousin. 

Missed my favorite one

As another commetor pointed out, she is correct in noting that the far left congresspeople total abut 5 people. It’s important to remember that our congress is made up of members who reflect the positions of their constituents—wherever on the spectrum that may be. Pelosi is absolutely correct in stating that the…

Welcome to PetFur Estates. I have a lovely parting gift for you. 

Pretending that Frogmore got its name from an abundance of frogs in the area, let’s name our homes/estates.  Mine would have been called Antmore Cottage before the bug guy came yesterday, so it’s back to being Hoardmore Estate.

more like kit lackofharington, amirite?

“Eh, it’s a living”

She put them in after she bought it. I personally love the additions and I think a lot of Hillsborough residents do too. That house languished for years on the market. The town should be happy that someone bought it and made it a welcome sight on the 280.

I thought the dinosaurs were a recent addition? I grew up in the area and w used to drive by it whenever we went to San Francisco.  Back then (70s-80s) it was a white house and you could only see the white rounds parts peeking up.  I loved that house as a kid.

my sources tell me that doesn’t work 

He would have lasted longer if he was thinking about baseball.

Fun facts:

Maybe they tried skinning it from the tail end the first time and were like, “well fuck, that was just about the worst thing ever. I am scratched to shit, neosporin hasn’t been invented yet, so I’m probably going to die if these scratches get infected. God, I think I would actually welcome death right now, I don’t…

“There’s more than one way to skin a cat.”

Long ago, the Deadspin website was founded by a charming moppet named Will. Will loves the Cardinals dearly. I think the people who write for Deadspin take great joy in ripping the Cardinals for that reason mainly, but also because Cardinals fans are the worst in baseball, yet they consistently misidentify themselves a…

Speaking of time travel, remember when Snoop changed his name to Snoop Lion and we collectively acted like it didn’t happen, so it just faded away.

Dong Robbery: Robert Kraft’s next defense.

The best reason is the one they’ll never give: