“He’s not kidding!” -Leonard Felch

“Trust me, you’re better off not knowing.”

“Today the US Attorney brings charges against Michael Avana.... Avanti... Avennnot gonna practice law anymore, anyway.”

She’s just trying to Kerber her enthusiasm....

“Egging a politician here, boss.”

MMmm, that's a sour kraut.

More like Angelique Gerber, amirite? Get it? Because she’s such a baby... you don’t get it, it’s funny.

My (mis)understanding is that in fact all the engines packed it in and they were being set down a fairly inhospitable looking lee shore — only 1 km or perhaps as little as 100 m (!) from it at the worst point, depending on which report has it right . Fortunately they discovered that the anchors were holding, and got…

They gave you plenty of warning that only the strippers are allowed on stage.

I got punched the last time I danced, too.

“I have a long term offer from WFAN”

“Three hours later, Francesa had not made a statement.”

I can already imagine the takes:

Why would white southerners be upset about supporting unpaid black labor that brings riches to their institution?

can anyone give a TLDR? I got about a third of the way through before I gave up looking for the thread

Maybe he went looking for the ‘G’ he lost from his first name.

The SAT score of 2280 is actually lower if you convert it from Canadian.