Here’s a link to the Love Harder Project, which Tim Flannery founded to assist Bryan Stow and other victims of violence and bullying. Flan retired from coaching the Giants in part (if not in whole) to pursue music and support the Lover Harder Project. I’m curious to hear what he might say about yesterday’s attack,…

This right here?  This is why I gladly renew my subscription to Deadspin every year and give the paper boy an extra five bucks when he comes round to collect the bill.

Am I to gather from these references to boob-prisons and whatnot that you find these bras are- uncomfortable?

Technically, that’s not a selfie, huh?  It was not taken by the self?

The Frenchman Duked, and it did not go Wellington.

My guess is that with only one engine functioning, they figured they’d better start taking people off any way they could, because if the last engine crapped out, there’d be fuck-all they could do to keep the ship from turning broadside to the swells.

This one time I sent exhaustive polling data to Russian intelligence so they could pinpoint a disinformation campaign to help me win the presidency of the United States.

Isn’t it a little redundant to add the “J” to Exodus, since Exodus was the story of Jews leaving Egypt in the first place? It was “Exodus,” not Jexodus. You want to talk about Jewish voters leaving the Democratic Party, then call it “Exodems” or something. “Jexit,” if you must. “Jexodus” is like saying,…

Thank you. As I listened to the transcript I wondered how many POC he shipped off to 30-40-year sentences because he was “just following the sentencing guidelines.” If that number is greater than zero, then His Honor can fuck right off this planet.

These are the jokes...

When you’re invited to watch hockey and discover he meant tonsil hockey...

Name-puns are the lowest form of humor, but...

I would have gone with “knocked.”

I’d like to at least hear some talk about expelling him from Congress. It’s time to start cracking down on this nonsense.

Same. Regular violent contained explosions?

Look at the ignoramus making assumptions.

Personal story: these strict truancy laws can also be used by charter schools to pressure families into waiving costly services for developmentally disabled students. As in: “I see that you have failed to bring your autistic child to therapy sessions three times this year.” “My autistic child is often too disregulated…

Counter-point:  Saint Christian, from this season’s Survivor.  I’m old, and I have Wednesdays free.  Sue me.

I enjoyed your surprise twist at the end.

I suppose it’s POSSIBLE that the government of Ecuador has such a tender regard for the well-being of a fellow human; I just don’t think it’s LIKELY.