HELL no. We’ve always been here; it’s just that we’re very quiet and you pay about as much attention to the MLB as you do to your spelling.

Can you compile a list of tweets from people who claim Utley is a dirtbag for trying to injur...while simultaneously calling for Utley to be killed

Who could've possibly foreseen this after the Buster Posey rule change? They should've outlawed collisions at all bases, not just home plate.

Probably a good idea to keep him far away from NYC.

Yeahhhhhh. Forgot about that Thursday night game being in the 5th week, not the 4th. I will go to penalty box. You know, two minutes. And, I feel shame.

So, JJ Watt, the manliest toughest of the tough defensive players in the NFL, couldn’t stop an aged quarterback and an anemic O-line? Has casting for "Stone Cold 2" started yet?

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Nats manager is a job that hasn’t been run competently ever since Brandon defected to the Beach Club.

Strawman! There’s fun, and there’s being an asshole. This is true in any competition.

Congrats on getting through an entire post, without having the comment section edit for you pro bono.

This article is about Fox Sports, my man. The entire thing is about Fox Sports.

The aforementioned people are not public figures subject to actual malice scrutiny, hope he likes defamation suits!

Who’s Peyton Manning?

This is going to be devastating news for his family when they sober up in 3 days.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

why the fuck did I draft Eli.

Matt fucking Williams strikes again. Fuck him in the ass with Drew Storen.

I mean... you don’t really need all your fingers to play D-line

Time to book at flight to some Third-World countries.