I hate fantasy football! I hate fantasy football so goddamn much!

This article is ignorant fucking garbage, and was only posted to anger white readers of Deadspin. Anyone who thinks differently is a fool.

Football out of schools, NOW!!!

[watches clip]

THE MAGNESIUM SHITHAMMER!!!!

If the New York AG doesn’t watch his step, this situation could ultimately redefine the phrase “off the schneid”.

Thanks for the link. Popped on the kiddie table debate. Had to tag out after about six minutes. How do people watch that shit?

Just help me get him behind the wheel!

Basketball!

Basketball!

Basketball!

Basketball!

Anyone else suddenly want to watch Brady Quinn arm wrestle Serena Williams?

“Leave me the fuck out of this!”

You think he heard about it from a fan? I know this site had an article about it during the game. Not sure about other outlets. Didn't Wilmer Flores find out about his rumored trade from the fans?

At what point do you cease announcing you'll be speaking about the issue, and begin speaking about the issue?

Taste The Windshield!

Ha!

/dying