It looks like he’s playing a game of “Hot Potato”... or what the kids back home in the Congo call “That Brown Thing That Can Feed My Village for a Month”

Not as majestic as that Pogues tune, but if you’re blue for Xmas, Uncle Nick Lowe is here for you.

Willie & Stephen

Puppets by Jim Henson. Lyrics by Paul Williams.

Bouquet Of Veal

The Greedies. Which is to say Thin Lizzy with Steve & Paul from the Sex Pistols. Merry New Year!

best part of this is when the assemblyman gets confused and thinks he has to build francesa a new pool for 15 seconds.

Piffle. I’m 65 years old and never thought of any comparison between Muhammad Ali and Rocky. And in none of the conversations both before going to college and after getting there was any reference to following in Ali’s footsteps. There was anger at him because, for anyone who had no intention of running to Canada or…

Doctor: “ok how do you spell your name?”

This is their old team doing this to them, too. That’s like god having Browns fans by the wrists and bashing them in the face with their own hands yelling, “WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF?!”

“This is not happening” is also the response I got while trying to claim some of my rebates at one of Haslam’s Flying J truck stops.

This guy’s not even a real doctor!

Hey, I love that movie! Cage and Travolta, right?

“Five letters here, just for everybody out there in Packer land: S-H-A-R-I-A.”

-Jose Bautista

Some people just can't handle skiddles

They're a couple of sweet moustaches away from being 1970s Oakland Raiders.

With Pagano and his GM at each other’s throats in a palace intrigue, Pagano might have just cost himself his job with this.

#CHUCKWRONG

“Ma, you need to go to Costco again!”