“Oh if I had a gun I would. I probably won’t have a gun when I see him but I’ll probably beat his ass down like a dog.”

So what? The entire article calls fish oil capsules “snake oil” - being worthless and having no useful or proven effectiveness. That’s simply not true. They aren’t effective for the things Adam is focusing on, or perhaps when many people take them without a doctor’s recommendation. But that’s true for any medication…

I am no medical professional, but from personal experience I can tell you that simply taking one fish oil per day has reduced my cholesterol levels by about 25-30 points over the last year alone. I did not do any change in exercise or diet. That same diet I still have today had risen my cholesterol levels every year…

Abbrederis would — if he knew he were a football player.

Next speaker up is Vince Young explaining how to borrow money to throw yourself a birthday party.

Always with the scoops, and always with the full chemical names of their contents.

Looks like Peter’s getting comfortable enough with tweeting to start getting cheeky.

Pictured: Football Coach Paul Petrino calling for a “deep pass.”

Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.

Can anybody tell me what the fuck he just did? It’s spectacular, don’t get me wrong. I’m just saying I’ve watched the replay a few times and I still don’t know how he did it. Sort of looked like a Zlatan special but only if Zlatan was doing a handstand. Great commentary to boot.

On the bright side, at least the tent was open.

Despite having a law degree, Florio appears to have never read Foucault.

It was about who had the right... to paaaaaarty

Craig James played football at SMU. There were at least 5 hookers there. Craig James killed them.

Outs are a precious commodity in baseball. You only get 27 of them (in a 9 inning game anyway). Throwing them away by bunting is almost always, statistically speaking, the wrong decision.

I hear you, but Blount had to clear through just about every other team on the waiver wire. Possible Patriots encouraged Blount, but it definitely was never a guarantee he’d end up back with NE.

For me, I’m 43 and I have four kids. I have to pick up the pieces.

Customer: Hi, I’d like a venti soy latte with three shots of espresso.

That’s funny, I always thought he would end up working for Sara Lee.