mrkdilkington
Mr. K. Dilkington
mrkdilkington

If you are at a showing of this film, and a man with a backwards red hunting hat walks in, RUN!!!!!

This is a face made by people who are full of shit.

Looks like they don't exactly need to rent out the enorm-o-dome for these events, huh?

POTVIN SUCKS!!!

Remember that Northern Exposure episode where they start bottling water from that ancient spring and it makes all the men act like women and vice versa? Combine that with this asshole’s ludicrous claims, and you’d have a pretty entertaining screenplay.

So, we’re all gonna ignore the fact that his head looks like a goddamn football helmet with no face mask?

9? Cut this fish-lipped motherfucker’s cock and balls off.

Better?

That's good to hear.

It must be terrifying to live there.

Million dollar legs and a ten cent head.

Andy Dalton looks like a State Trooper. That's all I got.

Aw, why'd it cut before she bit his head off?

Then after lunch, Plaxico Burress will be here for a symposium on proper gun care and safety. (SPECIAL NOTE: Players seated in the first three rows MAY get...wet.)

I wonder if Incognito punches him right in the stumps?

“Whatever happened to that guy Austin Collie?”

/dying

Ha! +1

Did anyone even think to consult you after Dez’s comments?