“That’s what happens when a sexual predator can help your pass rush, I guess.”

+1 (Being old pays off for once!)

Screw Uproxx. Go to doorfliesopen.com. That’s where KSK’s commenters went.

[dons helmet to replace Paul]

This is from the episode named “Eat Rotten Fruit From A Shitty Tree”, which is a perfect description of life as a Jet fan.

/dying +1

Grabbed 4 balls through a double team? Shame. The Saints are looking for a tight end, but now this guy’s a long shot at best.

The article is about PFTCommenter, the guy holding the sign. He’s the funniest football writer in America.

That’s PFTCommenter. His identity is a secret, and he is the funniest football writer in America.

YOU CARE MOAR ABOUT SPELLING THEN TELLING AND IF YOU CANT HANDLE A STEAMING HOT BOWL OF TRUTH THEIRS THE DOOR!!1!!1!!

This is embarrassing, but is the 5 hookers thing a real thing or a joke? I honestly can't figure out what the hell everyone is talking about.

Did anyone else notice the girl behind Swift’s BF needs two hands to use a wooden spoon?

Mort’s quotes made me feel like I don't understand English.

Thanks. I just googled KC Royals + bunting and read some interesting articles. Sounds like Yost took this approach because he felt his lineup lacked power. Do you agree with that assessment? It certainly seems like a polarizing issue, anyway. Have mercy on us older folks (I’m 43). We’ll come around to the whole…

What's wrong with bunting? Not disagreeing with you, just not sure what you mean.

Piper’s Pit was the the greatest talk show in the history of American television. I am being totally and completely serious.

Am I insane? OR AM I THE SANEST PERSON YOU KNOW?!?!

Pitt cut him because he left the field early during the Nov. 17 game. 3 days later, this career-long fumbling head case, with a dope suspension hanging over his head, is snapped up by a team who cut him in 2013 (3 fumbles), where he instantly becomes a bell cow? Boy, that’s some good luck! Belichick knew Indy was his…