His counterpoint to “baseball is a very complicated game” was, “Oh, really? 1/3 of the league is from the Dominican Republic.” (razor sharp edit)

Can't tell if Deadspin is so eager for this thing to start so they can irrationally support it, or irrationally tear it down. I'm sure Chappelle-doppelgänger will do a great job, in any event.

Top notch! +1

Bush League Chew.

Me neither. If I need legal help, I plan to retain BlessedToComment.

Full disclosure. For the longest time, I thought Miserable Shitehawk and All Over But The Sharting were Albert Burneko. Are you working for Gawker Media too, now?

WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS: MINNESOTA VIKINGS

“🎶FLY AS HIGH AS THE SUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!🎶”

Yup. I remember how well the “Cowboys” portion of that answer went over here in Redskins country.

Duke hat. Of course.

I thought it was because he asked C.J. Wilson if he could borrow his pen.

Guess she likes steak sauce more than mayo.

Gimme a break, willya? I got thirty grand on Speith!