That stadium...

Ha!

“Pussy.”

This is so good. +1

I didn’t even know Kelly was Jewish.

For no apparent reason:

This is the wrong way to try to get a ring out of Kobe.

This is so great.

“Unless and until he’s excelled at anything athletic, I’m really not interested in what he has to say about sports.”

Sitting On Top Of The World (And The Manhattan White Pages): Pomposity, Pretention, and Poor Word Choices by Bob Costas. Available wherever fine books are sold, 2026

Hell, I thought you used a strop to avoid that kind of burn.

Two Writers Wrong Write Headline Is Disappoint

No, dummy. The ruling isn’t going to make people start fucking children. It’s going to make people start acting like fucking children.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: If you follow college football, you are a bad person.

She let that ball go in. Was the O/U 2.5 or 3?

Uhh...the goal in that update GIF seems like an OVERwhelming failure by the Japanese keeper.

/dying +1

[arches eyebrows sexily]

Go back to sleep.

[reads headline]