I have no problem with this. If I attempted the first handshake, I’d have ended up punching myself in the testicles.

Stay-home dad here. Quickest of side notes: There’s some quality multiple-vacuum attachment work going on in that pic as well. Cheers!

/fucking dying

The comments left on her site are pretty brutal towards her.

Get yourself a pair of nice knee pads at the Home Depot. Best $20 you’ll ever spend. We have a place with that fakey slick hardwood and, with my pads strapped on, I can zoom around like a goddamn water bug on that stuff, virtually pain free! Good for building trains, racing cars, building Lego etc. Important stuff.…

He scalped the stadium?!

Childhood Idle is a fantastic name for a hardcore band.

I still think he’ll be running for Dallas by season’s end.

If only these greedy bastards could be held criminally responsible for the enslavement and subsequent deaths of the workers in Qatar. Any chance that happens?

That reporter is the shit. She gathered herself pretty well and soldiered on. And he still gave her nothing but Nuke LaLoosh answers. “I’m blaming you for this. Up top.” That’s great.

Well I got it, goddammit.

[pumps fist in triumph from heaven]

/dying

“BE PREPARED TO GET CHEESE ON YOUR FACE!!”

Playoff superstition being what it is, will Bishop elect to take another pre-game puck to the nuts to get his mojo back?

Swiss police have just been spotted in the lobby of the hotel HBO executives had just checked into for the annual team-building seminar...

It would be cool if all the traditional soccer powerhouse nations dumped in the qualifying rounds as a form of protest/boycott, and the Russia & Qatar cups would have zero star power, and teams that never even qualify for the World Cup would have a real shot at winning the thing. Libya v. Tonga final, anyone?

Seriously, look at him from 2:14-2:24. What the hell happened to him there?

The league must've been dying for a NYR vs. CHI final.