Will any players or entire countries boycott?

He looks like he's trying for the 7-10 split.

Aaaaaaaannnd now he's going to shut the Rangers out. Fuck. What is with the streaky goaltending in this series?

/dying

I think I have epilepsy now.

“Ha!”

Can't believe you actually took shit for that comment. I'd like to see the other commenters in this thread wear their new tee-shirts to the local V.F.W. , you know?

The second possibility is that the internet is broken. Frankly this seems the less likely of the two, but I restarted my router just in case.

Just looked up the PIM from that series. You're right. Not sure why I remembered that.

I wonder if Ovechkin will just start a fight with a smallish Ranger early in the first period and just pummel him to “set the tone”? Didn’t Messier do that vs. NJ in ‘94 after his guarantee?

I don’t think they’re as good as this guy, but in the years I’ve watched baseball, Miguel Tejada, Andre Dawson, Albert Belle and Edgar Martinez spring to mind as guys who always seemed to hit the ball right on the goddamn screws. Even their groundouts seemed terrifying.

/dying

[sits on toilet, tears running down porcine cheeks]

[sobs quietly]

Fellow New York Jets enthusiast, I presume?

They’re still gonna win the AFC East again this year, goddammit.

They’re still going to win the AFC East again this year. Fuckers.

Game 7 is going to be insane. But, for tonight?:

Buddy Hackett!