I disagree. This is a sports site, for chrissakes. And if “number of people who care” was truly the deciding factor on what stories got posted on Deadspin, Billy Haisley would be working at a Sprint store. There are certainly enough hockey fans to warrant at least trying my idea. After all, here’s what they’d have to…

PLEASE post an open comment thread for the NHL playoffs. If the site isn’t going to cover hockey, fine. But there are a lot of funny/knowledgeable/crazy fans who would love to “hang out” together and break the games down. It’s great on KissingSuzyKolber during NFL games, and it could be great here. Let us cover hockey…

“ I swear to god, I wasn’t even in the running!”

How much time would you recommend using ABV and butter with a stovetop double-boiler on low simmer? Think I'm going to make honey citrus butter for toast tomorrow.

“Pfffft...”

DON’T SMOKE IT, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE!

When I saw Judas Priest there in 1986, dirtbags would tear the fabric off the seats, pull out the foam cushions, light them on fire, and throw them like frisbees spraying this molten snot-like shit everywhere. Also, someone shot a huge bottle rocket that hit Dokken’s drummer right in the face! Fuckin’ sticks went…

So helpful! I have got to get off the smoke and get into edibles. Give the lungs a Medal of Honor & a nice pension and let the healing begin. This morning, my wife was looking at the iPad and said, “Were you shopping for sous vide cookers last night?” Ridiculous.

Oh no! I’ve been throwing that stuff away!!

What is ABV?

There’s not a lot of hustle on this site. Especially on weekends. Not to worry, though. If a soccer player eight time-zones away suffers a disgusting injury, you’ll be the first to know!

Once that story broke about the correspondence between Peterson and Jones earlier this year, I knew he’d end up on that team. The way they recklessly ran DeMarco Murray into the ground was further proof, to me. And now, with a straight face, they’re trying to peddle the idea that they’re going into this season with…

/spits coffee all over goddamn shoes

Owns! OWNS!

[participates in pre-game warm-up drills]

Has Deadspin ever opened a comment thread for commenters watching NHL playoff games? Deadspin writers don't seem to care about hockey, but the commenters who live and die with hockey teams are fucking great! I'd love to experience even these early round playoff series through the live commenting of these people.…

That is gonna be one helluva big motherfuckin’ mosquito hatchery. Soon.

/dying

Looks happy to me...

(in “McBain” voice) ON TOP OF A BIG PILE OF MONEY WITH MANY BEAUTIFUL LADIES!!