I’m glad you recognize this take makes you a total herb. 

I’ll do you one better, why is James Holzhauer?

For years to come, when people discuss this winning streak, most people will answer “Who is James Holzhauer”, but will anyone ask “How is James Holzhauer?”

I’m talking specifically about everything before the alleged incident. 

Anxiety disorder and chronic pain/fatigue sufferer, here (fibromyalgia). Can confirm the calming effects specifically on anxiety, as well as a dulling of painful neuropathy (my nerve endings don’t burn so fucking much). Is it as potent of a pain reliever as THC in a good indica strain? No. Is it useful when I…

Yep. I think the most disheartening thing about all of this, is that the MLM Huns and the pseudoscience anti-vaxxers are the loudest and proudest to jump on CBD as a cure all, along with essential oils (of course). To a lot of people, this is enough to remove it from the realm of something that REALLY helps people in…

In my extensive scientific studies, CBD does nothing, weed is fucking awesome.

I was going to make a funny Argentina joke, but I don’t know anything about Argentina except that they have empanadas, and I ate some last night for dinner.

“In the past year, I have 60+ IG & Tw DMs from KD, mostly from 3 convos initiated by him spanning 5+ hrs each.
I’ve asked for nudes, topless, bottomless, wet t-shirt, blurred nips, no face, blurred face, ass, ass cleavage, thong, partial thong, white panty, feet, toes, legs, a reverse Kirby with human feet where you…

Classic Rando!

Can’t wait for the first time they have to review to see if there were enough receivers in the endzone for the play to be eligible for review.

Exactly. It’s not someone tripping and falling. It’s a professional second-baseman having no actual idea what to do with a tailor-made double-play chopper with the goddamn bases loaded, in the 7th inning of a two-run game. The Orioles managed to turn that situation into a two-run infield hit, without so much as an…

I sincerely believe this is one of the very worst plays in baseball history.

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

In the offseason, Utah's key free agent signing will be Tina Belcher.

“This is a team that has mastered the art of playing as hard as it needs to for as long as it wants to, and for no longer than that.”

Good story. Thanks for sharing.

The pitcher gets drilled when he’s up to bat. This is why AL pitchers have it easy; they’re never at any risk.

These are very good points, but maybe you could look at basketball from a different perspective. Try to step back. Now step back again. Now step back one more time. Now either swish or clank a three, one or the other. It doesn’t matter, because you’re James Harden.