Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Mild take: behind-the-scenes videos like the one with Hield, Divac, and a ROFL cameo from Marvin Bagley III show why the NBA’s popularity has risen lately. They look like they’re having fun—and, more importantly, like they know they’re playing a game.

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

He’s kind of like the Richard Sherman of the NFL in his wavering between smart, thoughtful, outspoken guy and complete asshole.

The headline could be better. My first thought after reading it was that this transgender person was made fun of in Chappelle’s special and later killed themselves- not that her and Chappelle were friends...

If both guys get boners, then I think they should pick the flag back up. 

The fact that Eddie is vaguely embarrassed by it does make me feel better about him, though.

The #MeToo movement never really hit sports.

Alternatively, just imagine anybody was a commissioned painter and this is what happened to them while they were trying to do their job.

I honestly don’t know if I would be able to continue on if I lost my wife and little girl and the thought of ever experiencing an ounce of what he’s going through is turning my stomach.  Just an absolute tragedy

Other drivers said I was daft to park a Buick on a swamp, but I parked it all the same, just to show ‘em. It sank into the swamp. So, I parked a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I parked a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth…

The Stage Three playoffs are some of the best OWL I've ever seen. I loved that there was simply no dominant meta and the variety of unique styles and strats. I think this stage showed the meta is just fine and why any sort of 2-2-2 comp lock is problematic. 

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Not in any of the celebration vids: Kawhi Leonard, who sat calmly smiling in an empty room for several minutes and then drove himself to the airport.

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

Why couldn’t Drake have torn his Achilles? No matter which team you support here, I feel like we can all rally behind that!

There are only a few things less violent in our world than a bench-clearing brawl in baseball.

No worries. I said something dumb, so I got shit for it. It’s the American Way.

TOTALLY AGREE! I think we sometimes confuse ‘hot with limited range’ as ‘deep person with magnificent understanding of the human psyche’.