The thing is, you can regain your swagger playing Chinese basketball, but you lose all your confidence again an hour later.

Ichiro is my favorite player who has never played for my team and it’s not even close.

Gervais-y reminder: The same guy who co-created The Office co-wrote The Invention of Lying. Ugh.

That should count for two. He was clearly inside the three point line.

If he does, then holding out will look like a really smart move.

you can kill people in hockey?

It shows that Deadspin actually has positions that aren’t based on who is agreeing with them at any given point. Deadspin, as an outgrowth of Gawker, is critical of pablum that exists to flatter the powerful. They’re also in support of workers over managers. That means that, Lebron’s show can be dumb and worthy of…

I might be a little disturbed, but I think everyone should be down with the thickness.

As someone who had been given the nickname “KingDome”; I feel your pain.

Frankly, the real victim here is Alison Chu’s vagina

Yes, and who better to teach Cole lessons about cheap shots being unacceptable than Tom Wilson. 

I kind of love the idea of the Warriors just capping off this current iteration with the most dominant team ever, before all the pieces scatter to the wind. With their all-NBA players separated, people will again remember their incredible individual talent, while realizing how truly insane it was to see them all play…

UPDATE: Got a great deal on a hotel room through Priceline!

Damn socialist commie! /s

The League has agreed to drop the fine to $40,000 if Davis records an anti-tampering PSA. 

Fuck that.

Considering Duke has all the tools necessary to win a title, and the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, and the Warriors are back at full strength, and both the Red Sox and Yankees have solid rosters, we’re looking at potentially the most insufferable set of champions in a very long time.

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

Traveling.