Well I will just keep not doing it, then.

The most amazing part is that the owners have gotten the fans to become so wrapped up in the logic of their penny pinching ways (“Well of course they shouldn’t spend that much money on players who hit free agency. They’d be paying for past production. This man is due for a regression.”) that they’ve lost track of the…

I agree, and noted later that I should have split their grouping more...but the way he had Amy Schumer write her character so she had to climb over broken glass for Bill Hader’s diamond ring and dance like she was in sparkle motion was pretty goddamn disgusting.

I think the most amazing thing might have been that Cyborg ate a good half-dozen shots that would have put pretty much anyone away and kept coming; it’s hardly like Nunes just happened to clip her.

My mom used to yell, “If you make it, we’ll go to McDonald’s!”

“Pooped on the escalator” should be the standard phrase for fucking everything up.

That’s nothing. You should see my boy when we tell him we’re going for walkies.

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

Maybe it’s just me, but I think I could have found it easier to swallow if he’d just come out and said, “I mistook her courtesy as something more and acted inappropriately. I apologize for my mistake and my behavior.”

I read this in the hormone monster’s voice. Thank you.

Pretty much.

Shit talking to run through a brick wall to

I’m not quite sure this is the case given his specific ethnicity and viable family business. I do think it’s a very valid factor to consider.

I think I need more of an explanation than 31 yr old man dies of massive heart attack on bus to believe that this is just a regular death.

My brain still can’t process his passing. He was younger than I am and had so many years left of giving still in him.

St. Louis is the most segregated place I've ever been to and I've lived in Mississippi, Arizona and Milwaukee.

I'm scared to post on this one.

Counterpoint - The Sun is going to eventually expand and consume the Earth*, killing everyone, which I believe is a little something called “murder,” so we are well within our rights to pre-emptively strike back at this deadly foe via any means necessary.

You say that....But I used my phone’s hotspot feature to allow me to use my laptop in the bathroom, so I could avoid holding my phone while shitting. Is that NOT innovative interneting? Sure, it ended up halfway in a urinal, and don’t even get me started on how bad hand dryers are for your keyboard, but the point…

I laughed because I just had a student ask me for a letter of rec. and I replied: “you haven’t been to office hours all semester, and you almost never speak in class. What could I possibly say about you that would be helpful?”