I think he was handling his own business.

uh oh - pass me the Milk of Magnesia, this could get ugly

Let me be the first to make this joke.

Burn it down.

On more than one occasion, I asked my sullen teenagers to contemplate for a moment what their lives would be like if instead of living our normal lives, their mom and dad really tried to embarrass them.  Whenever I said that, I found their behavior improved markedly, if only for a short time.

“I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies,” Moretz wrote.”

the justification for it is that it would cut $13 billion from the department’s spending

I think the word you’re looking for is “misandrist.” Feminism is not the opposite of chauvinism. Spot on, otherwise, this is a terrible, misandrist take. 

Anyone who actually practices self care would stay away from this level of toxic douchebaggery.

They’re normal pants. Move on, find a new slant.

LeBron’s just like us, wearing the free shirt he got from a work trip.

There’s only one acceptable replacement for Sanders: The statue of Buddy Jesus.

I admire the dude’s restraint.

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

“So what if your guy has absolutely been better in reality, mine is projected to be better by a baseball website’s algorithm in a hypothetical future!”

And hello to you, guy who is doing great but not quite as good as deGrom so far this season.

Underwood was signed as an undrafted free agent by the San Diego Chargers. On August 30, 2014, he was waived. On September 3, 2014, Underwood was signed to the Philadelphia Eagles’ practice squad. On September 9, 2014, he was released from practice squad.^{[citation needed]}

Okay, so I know this is going to be an insanely unpopular opinion and I think, as a matter of good-person-ness, that MGM should not do this and it’s gross, but:

Let Me Show You My Pogba