I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

That’s an insult to ham.

Alternate headline: “Dipshit picks fight with pro athlete, loses.”

CTE is a hell of a brain condition.

I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.

The rest of the globe will pass a universal countermeasure with the World’s Adjusted Fair Trade and blow it back in our stupid faces.

None of them do.

We’re just ordinary people/we don’t know which way to go

Is he really a single father though if he’s only seen the kid once? (Answer: NO)

The number of active serial killers in the US (~2,000) is relatively well estimated, tracked and predictable based on the % of predatory, sexual sadists and psychopaths in any given population. They’re hard to catch because in order to be classified as a ‘serial’ killer they have to be able to get away with at least 3…

Somebody in the greys actually said this:

Just who the *heck* does that guy yelling “What’s good?” think he is? Plato?!111?

Look, if it were any other day, he’d step up and show you how to swing.

“MLB, you’d better not do that to Ichiro; don’t be cops.”

DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen: “Can you be more specific?

Why? Because (A) Lebron is the GOAT, (B) his struggle to achieve success in life despite being surrounded by helpless nimrods is depressingly analogous to the life that each of us live each day and (C) watching Boston sports teams lose is perhaps the greatest joy imaginable.

I couldn’t stand Mitt Romney in 2012. Now he seems like a kind and wise man who just has political views that differ from mine.

You knew it was coming!

We CAN have nice things. We DO have nice things. We GIVE OURSELVES nice things all the time.