- Douglas Adams, (The Salmon of Doubt, 2002)

My headcanon is that the fourth Inferno Squad member spot is like the drummer for Spinal Tap.

Why do they have to already be Avengers?

First and foremost?

Well, thanks to the timeline discrepancies, I am beginning to strongly suspect that these stories are NOT actual, historical non-fiction.

I should repeat to myself it’s just a film, I should really just relax...

Along the same lines, I’ve been wondering how they eat and breath. And other science facts.

He’s supposed to be sexy?

I honestly don’t remember anymore! I have the vhs Shada reconstruction (with Tom Baker narrating over production stills) but Don’t Panic by Neil Gaiman (written back before he was Neil! Fucking! Gaiman! and a very enjoyable read) goes over a lot of details of what ended up where ideas-wise. Another of Adams’ unused…

Fantastic, but still pales in comparison to this:

I’ll wait for the definitive Director’s Cut where they show it was clearly Ryan who hit first.

I think wood-chips or sawdust woulda worked as well.

They originally lived in a Pineapple under the sea but were pushed out by invasive Porifera.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

The main problem with the show is that it was marketed wrong, which isn’t surprising because it’s Fox.

Finally, another chance to see Duran Duran!

Bunch of red shirts are all lucky to have made it out alive.

Sorry, but you will never convince me that there is something bad about blocking autoplay ads with sound. If you have put together a logical argument that blocking autoplay ads with sounds is bad, there is something very wrong with your assumptions and/or logic.

The Tentative IV is the best case of harmless autocorrect I’ve seen in a while... Are we rebels? I’m not sure about these plans...