Ok boomer

I for one would be ecstatic if there were less unattentive people driving appliances on the road.

It’s hard to have any sympathy for the operators since the rest of the world has been using chips for 20 years at this point - it’s just a failure to invest because the consumer pays the price of cleaning up after their card is skimmed.

Well if we’re being pissy technically about 3 million more people voted against libertarian capitalism than voted for it. The electoral college system fixed it for you, which is how a representative democracy works.

Is the staff of jalopnik tied up somewhere while somebody else pretends to be them? I think this is the first time I remember one of these going down with all suggestions actually kind of making sense. There was no “buy this half finished pro mod car and put an extra set of seats in it. A roll came means it safe,…

My apologies for digging up and sharing some interesting information with you. I hope that you are day isn’t completely ruined.

Stop the auto-play videos with sound already, I’m going to complain in every comment.

Unfortunately I’ll be unable to watch as Alex Roy is the ultimate (or perhaps the Apex) in insufferable douchebaggery and there’s no way I could stomach 90+ minutes of him.

I thought that I was seeing a Toyota!

Will its engine fit in a Mini?

Huge loss... what a badass woman. Rest in peace, Jessi.

I never realized until now just how much of a bad ass she is. Rest In Peace Jessie.

Prosecutor: You’re about to get waymo criminal charges.

Close. Put Hammond on one island with a crate of fine scotch and put Clarkson on another within eyesight with a crate of gin, and let them try to figure out how to get to the other island.

I don’t buy it. If you really wanted to like it you’d ignore the number in the corner indicating speed and just focus on the racing itself. The Formula 2 clips I see on YouTube are typically more interesting than their F1 race counterparts because the racing is more exciting.

And send a spare driver, just in case someone gets peckish!

Well, at least its investors can also know what it’s like to be beaten, robbed, and raped, too.

Honestly, I wish I hadn’t read this.

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”