You’ve likely never owned a Corvette, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nah, I’ll wait till they show up at my local Dollar Store.

This has been coming up more and more, and I understand the frustration, but I also don’t think you have too much to worry about.

People who invoke Godwin’s Law are just as bad as Adolf Hitler.

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Yeah, tell me how conservatives don’t try to control people. Really, I need a laugh today.

Is your model number IDGAF? 

Simone is awesome and really funny. She recently went through some scary brain surgery too, but was able to come out the other side. Funny thing about the electric truck...we used to have that very thing back in the early 1900s, they’re perfect for the shorter travel they would have like on worksites. Of course, the…

Superhero level unlocked:

Davey was my best and only friend from k-6th grade and really gave credence to the final words in the movie Stand By Me, “I never had any friends later on like I had when I was 12.” Rather, I am 43 now and I still have never found a friend quite like him later in life. Sadly I will never get to tell him face to face…

Their fueling rig was supposed to flow a little bit slower. Seriously.

You can’t spell “fiasco” without FIA.

There’s no judgment for being a motorsports fan in modern society.

First thought: Citroën 2CV, but that thing is effectively available new already.

These things have rear weight bias. Careful getting into a corner too hot, or you might turn the Beat around.

Nah. He’s just learned to keep his fucking mouth shut, which is an improvement but is hardly redemption.

When Tiger Woods won last month at Augusta, all the talking heads were saying it was the “greatest comeback in the history of sports”. The first I thought of was Niki. It will be a very long time if ever before we see someone go from last rights to the grid in six weeks to World Champion in a year.  Heroic stuff.

Don’t care. This is a Rich Whyte people problem.

Cars had computer controllers and various servos for 30+ years. There was just not enough space in a car to add the the thousand buttons and dials needed for “infinite” adjustments and settings.

I’m here to tell you that Hummer was good, and America should forgive it.