Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

a light bulb went off

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About nein dollars.

That was going to be my suggestion, screw Ham coming to IndyCar, put those jokers in an F1 car (even a Merc or Ferrari) and see where they end up.

1993. Mansell comes after winning the F1 championship. Wins Indy/CART championship as a rookie.

Subaru can’t be cheating. Their MPG is already bad enough.

I agree, this imbalance needs to stop. We need cars designed and built in America, like the Ford Focus, Buick Cascada or the Chevrolet SS.

Nonsense. That’s not how the game is played, and it’s clear that while it’s hard for vw to retrofit all the diesels they’ve already produced, they’ve been able to lower emissions significantly just with a tune. There are sacrifices to be made to hit emissions targets, but I have a hard time believing a single of the…

Yes, the issue is in a never ending quest for cost cutting, it’s easier to cheat the emissions than it is to develop the tech.

People love to complain about participation ribbons, and that’s sort of what would happen here. There is a bar in place. Meet it, or don’t enter the race. You don’t get to change the rules…

The issue is diesel makes for a filthy shitty fuel for passenger vehicles.

Neutral: To level set, I think the disruptive paradigm shift in deliverables has really synergized senior management to rightsize their deployment of resources more holistically to mobility dynamic lifestyle adaptive millennial purple monkey dishwasher.

I cannot believe this right now; an absolute gentleman of the sport and a huge inspiration to myself to get in to motorcycle racing. RIP & deepest condolences to his family, fiance, and millions of friends & fans across the world.

No. No I do not.

You forgot step 5: “Verify bill is flat, crack open a 24 oz. Monster, and put on some Limp Bizkit.”

You’ll want one of these for that truck:

If its not going to end up looking like this, I’ll pass:

“BRO! YOU DRIVE A SUPRA?!”

And it could have nothing to do with the fact that this is just an ugly car now, and a bit too small.