We do not take this course lightly.

...but when those helming a Franchise display a history of callous disrespect for said Franchise, its long and storied history, & its massive fanbase...

[PEES ON FLOOR]

Brickshorts.com remains unclaimed, sorry to say.

Horseshit.

It’s a mistake to think that insults somehow impair the intelligent articulation of arguments.

You’re right, I can’t wait to live in a world where governments politely grind their citizens into manure, and all criticism thereof is scrupulously tactful.

Goddammit you guys, I know this is supposed to be satire, but it’s too goddamn close to reality to be funny!

Three peanuts short of a full house.

It doesn’t NEED to be said, but of course his “3.147...” was even incorrect. 3.14159265359 

We do that on TV now. There's been quite a few and they've done well and won awards.

I have theory, that I want named after me, let’s call it the Simon Theorem, that simply states that no matter how good or beloved a thing or a person is, someone in some comment section somewhere is shitting on it.

Whoa-ho-ho we got a contrarian here! Tell us your other hot takes, everyone on the internet is interested. 

We fought two wars with the British Empire to stop eating those.

Why aren’t you spending any money on scarves or funny hats?

You simply need to be more whimsical and enigmatic.

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+1 separated child

Could be worse. Could be a documentary on the Swing revival of the 90s. Or the Canadian Celtic folk revival of the 90s. Or the Gregorian Chant revival of the 90s.

I thought we all agreed to enjoy it, but then pretend it didn’t happen.