Zack Snyder on people “whining” about how Batman/Superman shouldn’t murder people:

Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

So, that would mean the villain will be Olivyer Ballzoff, dark scourge of Trowdaspooge?

OH SHIT, that means it will be about the Gor-galad which a Sumlac turned good because of the betrayal of Zumba King in the second age at Zoobazool!

The literal article you are commenting contains a quote from the detective working the case describing how this specific massage parlor engaged in human trafficking.  

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

This list needs more Robert Z’Dar. 

except for magic the gathering, WHICH WAS FORGED FROM THE HEART OF A GOOD OF LIGHT AND ONE OF SHADOW AND SHALL REMAIN UNTIL ALL OF US OUR DUST.

Look, if you’re too much of a snowflake to realise that the Reptozoids from deep within the planet’s core are infecting our yoghurt with Islam, I don’t know what to tell you.

genuinely can’t wait to hate watch this on edibles in the middle of the day and laugh like de niro in cape fear.

My vote is gas station chicken salad 

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

It’s sweet that you think Ernest Cline is aware of stuff outside of the 1980s

Just to provide a counter-balance to a common theme I see in many Mandy reviews/write ups - I was not “high as fuck” when I saw Mandy, but still loved it.

you come for pluto, you better watch uranus.

I told you Pluto would get its revenge!

Ask your doctor is Vunexa is right for you!

More power to the heat shields Mr. Scott!

When I was a young kid, just starting high school,there was a small batting cage place with a arcade just a short bike ride from my house in the Chicago burbs. Me and my two friends would ride over and drop quarters in the machines all summer and any weekend where the weather wasn’t to cold to ride the rest of the…

I like John Lewis.