I really didn’t have anything else going on tonight so...

Danny Devito should be Detective Pikachu instead.

I really enjoyed Covenant. It made me go back and watch Prometheus. Then I watched all of the Alien films.

On behalf of PWR BTTM, I take offense to this post.

Harsh but fair.

I managed to so thoroughly dodge “The Cat In The Hat” I can only speculate as to its awfulness. However, I do have to believe there is a special wing of hell with legions of Bruegelian fish-head demons wielding pestilence ridden saber saw penises just waiting to anal rape Ron Howard and everyone else who had a hand in…

It's the conerstone of soup broth. Cauliflower is the veg that deserves a punt through the uprights.

The cat in the hat was so bad it made the Jim Carrey Grinch look like citizen kane

I’ve been threatin this rash for weeks, but it keeps getting worse.

me(t)h

Not a popular choice, I’ve learned, but that is my favourite Bond song. Cornell is like a vocal god to me though, so I may be a little biased.

How do your pearls stay so shiny?

Lighten up, Francis. 

“Gross”? Did the monocle fall from your eye when you tumbled onto your fainting couch, Lord Propersby?

Solid Kinja, Mr. Buck.

Joe Buck has 10000% called the cops on a black guy for trying to break into his own house.

And a truly classic pearl-clutching performance by Joe Buck.

His Bond song was impressive in one respect, and one only: it managed to be worse than Madonna’s.

Worst. Bond. Song. Ever.