What? No. Don’t tell me what to do.

“Ska is what plays in a 13-year-old boy’s head when he gets extra mozzarella sticks.” - Stolen from Twitter

Occam’s razor suggests that when presented with a choice of, “a massive conspiracy involving multiple international corporate conglomerates and dozens of individual film critics caused Gotti to get a 0% rating” or “Gotti is a not a good movie,” that the latter is correct.

Hey, settle down, John. Don’t worry, everyone still thinks you were great in ‘Pulp Fiction’.

Double Life is awesome, especially the harmonies.

Maybe he’s just saying I love catching some z’s.

That guy must really like Zoe Saldana. I don’t blame him.

Remember that scene in Man of Steel where Pa Kent scolds Clark for saving a bus full of his fellow students? That’s the exact moment when I realized Zack Snyder’s vision for the DC universe was not for me. More power to all you Snyderheads out there. I don’t get it but shine on you crazy diamonds and enjoy his sure to…

How about starting small with, say, not lying to people and stealing their kids?

Two things stand out to me immediately when mentioning The Cars:

I’m probably a bit biased due to geography and chronology but I don’t think there are more than about 10 bands in the history of ever that are better than The Cars. They just nailed the hell out of a really hard sweet spot between accessible and challenging while writing really great songs and Elliot Easton is easily…

Nary a mention of the fantastic album-ending segue from “Moving in Stereo” to “All Mixed Up” (both sung by Orr).

[Alarm bells ring in AMC as they struggle to find another person still willing to watch The Walking Dead.]

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You just wait until the talent show! We’ll show you!

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

I had a relative that though International House of Pancakes and IHOP were two different things. Yes, in the same sentence. “I don’t want to go there, let’s go to XXX they are much better”.

The only thing saltier than Wendy’s official Twitter account is their food.

“WSJ points out that “international” part is sketchy too, as “there are only two “international” pancakes on the menu”