Some details on George Lucas’ idea for 7-9 came out:

You mean the Rock’N’Rolla Cola Wars?

The climax is Diana fighting Dionysus on top of a speeding truck full of New Coke.

“These console wars make no sense, Steve. Nintendo...Sega...neither compares to the power of the heart.”

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Stop with the 1980's stuff. It’s getting a bit much, I tells ya.

If this series is going to keep visiting the most unpopular and/or pointless wars (First! Cold!) to have Diana roll her eyes at the testosterone-crazed dopes running the show, I’ll be fascinated to see where they go after the 1980s. Drugs? Terror? Christmas?

You know why the melon had a big wedding?

this is Dinesh D’Souza returning a favor

Trump is a fucking lunatic.

More like “salmelonella”!

“You were fucking your sister!”

I thought The Cure was the cure for 90s nostalgia.

My only criticism is that the ending explains itself too much.

Maybe the general populace just doesn’t really care about genre films so who cares?

Their pizza makes me shit hot tar, so this makes sense.

Well Domino’s tastes like asphalt anyway, so at least they’ve already got the raw materials.

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Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?