Hereditary wasn’t what I was expected. From all the SXSW talk and A24's other critical darlings, I expected a moody, psychological family drama that was all strong screen-cap worthy imagery and scenes set in mostly silence but with this audible hum in the background. A bit of “is it all in her head?” and a metaphor…

I liked the movie a lot. At this point in my life I am pretty much immune to horror movie scares, so I have to settle for admiring the technical work or the quality of the gags. So, I was impressed by the fact that this movie made me physically flinch, totally involuntarily, when Charlie’s big scene happened. I mean,…

Or woman.

Oh wow a millennial has discovered the experience of fast forwarding a compact disc cool man

Stressful.

He’s British. Their baked beans aren’t for barbeque.

Well if you don’t want to get typecast as Queen Elizabeth - this is a hell of a way to do it.  

YES! I love Lisbeth Salander, and I’m a huge Claire Foy fan, and she really looks right for the role. I really hope this time the series can stick and we can get a run of Lisbeth films. I’d be thrilled if they did some prequels as well.

For once I’d like to see some medieval-ish names with a lot of vowels like Geechoorikooloo or Woopadeepmu.

I have one teensy bit of insight here. Maybe.

My old college roommate is a game designer at Bethesda. He’s worked at several different game studios on big titles for the last 15-20 years, all of them as a game designer, all of them RPGs. He is a story/plot/dialogue guy, and told me a few years ago that he was on the…

JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY

Pop a fucking vein already, you worthless buttplug.

If the majority of people don’t understand that what you wrote was a joke or what the intended target of the joke was, then it was a failed joke and largely your fault for the consequent vast chasm of miscommunication that follows. If one person doesn’t understand what you say, it’s on them. If multiple people don’t,…

Renewal order from Fox coming in 3...2...1...

“No way to predict this” says only cou- oh, wait, wrong website.

It’s almost like there’s a correlation between being racist and being a dumbass.

Minor key. The higher piano part was left out. 

Got to use lots of letters from the ass end of the alphabet, how else would we know it’s fantasy?

Thyrule sounds like a SFM knock off porn of Legend of Zelda. Bad object clipping and all.

I dunno about you, but I totally want to play Skyrim now.