Ralph Fiennes: “I know.”
Alden Ehrenreich: “Ah know.”
Ralph Fiennes: “I know.”
Alden Ehrenreich: “Ah know.”
Ralph Fiennes: “I know.”
Alden Ehrenreich: “Ah know.”
Ralph Fiennes: “I know.”
Alden Ehrenreich: “Ah know.”
Ralph Fiennes: “I know.”
Alden Ehrenreich: “Ah know.”
Ralph Fiends: “My dear boy...”

Once they locked in Glover they really should have quietly retooled everything and made a Lando movie with occasional appearances from Han.

When I saw Star Wars, way back in the 70s, maaaaaaaaan, I thought Greedo’s name was “Guido.” It’s not. Now that I think about it, it would have been funny if he spoke with a ridiculous Italian accent.

I’ve got a bad feeling about this...

The story of Don Jr., now, with more n-words!

Sounds like Tarantino is the perfect director for when this divorce is inevitably made into a movie.

The bone spurs are hereditary.

This guy fucks!

In keeping with the film’s DIY aesthetic, cast and crew were paid with a new cryptocurrency the director dubbed “Soderbucks.”

We’re going to need a bigger loaf.

I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.

I still can’t wrap my mind around any Trump getting a single woman to sleep with without the incentive of money or raising one’s tabloid profile, and yet here we are. Even before their disastrous political debut, you still would have to overlook their social and intellectual shortcomings, and the fact that they all…

seems a tad sever, doesnt it?

I saw the original Keyboard Cat open for David Lee Roth on his Skyscraper Tour back in 1988 at the Toledo Sports Arena. The highlight was when DLR invited him back on stage to play keyboards for the encore, a cover of Van Halen’s “Jump”.

Won’t someone please stop thinking of children?!

Yes, but the point is that when a conservative voice is “silenced” by a private university, conservatives lose their fucking minds (because freeze peach), but when it happens to a black liberal... *crickets*

Noted conservative, free speech advocate Ben Shapiro was prepared to comment, until he realized Hannibal Burress was a scary black man, at which point he clutched his purse tightly and proceeded to cross the street.

I AM POWER INCARNA-AHHHHH SPIDER!!!! GET IT AWAY!!!!