And Alan Rickman was a cannibal.

I’m fine with it. He’s Spock.

I guess this means that in 2018 we’ll have a bunch of stories about the sexual misconduct of celebrities who have recently died and were the subject of all manner of heartfelt social media memorials at the time of their death.

Yep, I wish they all just followed Bowie and Prince’s lead and simply died. This is much much worse...

2017: When I’m done you’ll WISH they were dead!

No meat?

No, as this removes our reviews from the media and publicity cycle.

I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree; Woody Harrleson is putting LBJ into office, just like his father did.

Nobody likes you quite as much as you think they do.

It’s like when a movie ends with “The End” but you wait a couple seconds and a “?” pops up.

Well, u must be one of these people who prefer to put their genitals in a meat grinder as opposed to enjoying good music.

THE SONG LYRICS IS SHOWING WHAT OUR GOVERNMENT IS DOING ! “A CLONE”, REALLY, THE ILLUMINATI HAD BEEN CLONING ACTOR AND ACTRESS AND USES THEM TO MANIPULATE US. EVEN OBAMA HIMSELF WAS A CLONE. HE WAS BEING CLONED OUT BY THE REPTILIAN. WAKE UP GUYS ! FUCK YOU ILLUMINATI !!!!!!!?

“Would you like to kill a couple of servants with machetes and fuck in their blood?”

I assume squirrels are constantly after Kellyanne.

hot tub take machine

Oh! Here’s something I learned from Nintendo Power: Demon’s Crest sold horribly, so much so that one week its sales were negative. That meant more people returned the game than bought it!

*applause*

There are technically several games I’m in the middle of playing, but THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD has its hooks in me right now. I’ve poured quite a few hours into that one over the course of the last week, and it continues to be a breathtaking experience with new delights and discoveries around every…