Well, today is the day that I read that Gimme a Break, The Facts of Life and Different Strokes were brilliant and masterful.

Why do you hate Alan Thicke so much?

You are the Britta of commenters.

So dumb. + 1.

Serves him right for wearing an Acetony Romo jersey

I have all of Blue Oyster Cute’s porg rock albums.

I think what they should do is cut a good hour out of the movie and just have a narrator explain what happened in those cut scenes.

For the umpteenth time, there is no functional difference between being racist “for the lulz” and actually being a racist.

Yeah, I’ve met a lot of teenagers, and I never met one who went out of his way to write an editorial trying to prove Hispanics are dumb. That’s not some teenager shit. That’s some this asshole shit.

True, but his racist teenage antics are consistent with his racist adult antics.

Fuck, I hope not.

“There are worse horror stories, too; people are reporting fights breaking out, lines blocking traffic...” people driving for 40 minutes and then spending an hour in line...

Chariots of Fiber

Seems like CSPD ought to be less worried about the calls coming from journalists, and more worried about the calls

I just know I watch this show with a happy little grin from start to finish. Is it good on a critical level? I dunno. But it’s good to me.

The A.V. Club

What has 9 arms and totally rocks!?

He not arguing about anything, he just desperate to have argument.

Not closest thing we’re likely to see, but closest thing I’m likely to give a shit about.