I say, sir, could I impose upon you for a moment to view this sexual recording of Mr. Hogan, of the Florida Hogans? I assure you, it is ever so ribald.

The weirdest thing about that is that he’s clearly sucking in his gut in the before picture (the after picture as well, but you see what I mean).

Her burn puts thermite paint to shame.

I love how these cretins have no problem harrasing grieving parents of Sandy Hook victims but clutch their pearls with foul language.

Sure, but is it hot enough to roast Alex Jones?

Well, of course that happened! The kid is clearly an Alinsky One World Government Globalist!

I’d be proud as hell of my kid for this.

The girl’s burn is hot enough to turn frogs gay.

That middle finger at the end was a beautiful addition

Would’ve been funnier if the conversation with the pearl-clutching beat “reporter” didn’t go like this:

Can we have one discussion on Kinja that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse.

For anyone who’s interested, I found a thread where it looks like everyone unloaded about how great they realized Disqus was after the spot.im debacle:

Next up: Atlanta Falcons.

48? That’s just Kinja alone. I have three and a half more years of Dik’s Twitter to link:

All that song does for me is remind me of clear Pepsi

Well you get the dumb-ass of the day award

If you can watch this without wanting to kill yourself I applaud you.

That, or you don’t watch South Park much. Before last season, where they laid into trump, season 19 had 1 episode about politics, which was a warning about trump (where my country gone). The rest was about political correctness (which, if you listened to interviews with trump voters is one of the reasons they support…

Also: “You can safely ignore all spoiler tags forever”! That’s handy, because we can’t use them anymore.