I noticed that, too.  It was - more sparse?

Dead Calm is one of my favorite films. It is such a tight, weird, brutal, yet thoroughly enjoyable movie. Criminally underrated.

The hot takes are making me thirsty.

The real terror is that there’s only one episode of this show left.

Goodsir promised his dying patient that he would remove that ring and bring it home to his sister. Goodsir forgot, and thought the man was buried with it. Instead, Hickey stole it from his corpse. Finding it gives him hope of redemption.

His ‘turning’ of Dr. Goodsir pushed my hatred of him up to Joffrey levels. Unlike Joffrey, though, he starts as a sympathetic character and it’s a testament to the script and actor that they pulled off the transition so well.

“When ________ triggers their return to Earth, only a ragtag crew of ________ and a ________ can prevent the end of the human race.”

The best part of this saga is McConnell is now answering his phone with, “Cocaine Mitch”

“Now, Mr. Bond, you will be launched by these SpaceX Falcon Heavy self-landing boosters into space aboard this luxurious Tesla motor vehicle where you will die a slow and painful death in the vacuum of space. Push the button, Grimes!”

I once had the remote die just as I had flipped the channel to USA Up All Night and my parents walked into the room. My deepest fear as an adult is that this will happen with Jimmy Fallon and my wife.

Jimmy Fallon: your golden retriever who won’t stop humping the house guests

Every episode of this show restores the faith in television I lost from having watched another mediocre mystery box episode of Westworld the night before.

Zero lessons were learned from SeeSo

How have these comments not devolved into a petty Woody Allen argument yet? Guys, we’re growing together.

Lexi Alexander please

Tom Arnold isn’t the hero America needs but he is the hero we deserve.

I always opt for the hot sausage poor boy if a sandwich place has it. The best I’ve found is from a neighborhood place that used to warn me every time I ordered it until they figured out I knew what I was getting into. The patties come alarmingly red with pepper.  Halfway through the sandwich, I swear I’ll never order…

No shit. I bet they distracted him with Fox and Friends so one of the lawyers could steal his phone and write a series of coherent tweets.

I don’t like this new season of Real World.

Facialbook