You literally couldn't trust this guy to feed your goldfish.

Pranking Rick Perry seems like a pretty low bar to clear.

How long before he lives down this shame, I wonder. Years?

That's interesting and I hope it is Adele. The opening sequence to Skyfall is by far my favorite, and Adele has a lot to do with it.

A.V. Club posits that Oscar contenders are appearing at TIFF, and yet perennial Oscar contender Jonah Hill is absent from the list?

Yeah that was truly a missed opportunity. Seems like a boardroom decision based on who was 'hot' at the time.

Too street.

Dr. No, Really No. How Much? Well, OK.

Jesus Christ don't give them any ideas.

That's great and all but let me know when we know who's going to do the theme song so we can finally move past whatever the hell that last one was.

My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.

ARRRRR You Being Served?

This thread mayo may not work out.

Oh honey, mustard puns?

What's on your wallet?

Either way, you get that savory toasted cheese aroma afterwards.

Any Wisonsonites who are dubious about having the chip inserted are welcome to just tuck it in between two fat folds.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

We need some sort of website that fact checks these things.

David Crosby isn't aging well.