Kinja comment sections are like Hieronymus Bosch paintings.

I think it was the New Yorker that recently ran an article bemoaning the revolutionary war because we could have been like Canada instead.

He was a deceptikampf.

Maybe Bourdain meant to respond to this thread.

THE POSTS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE CAT

They have a motivational poster with that tagline.

*Somewhere, in a smoky, windowless conference room, the grizzled editor of Cat Fancy chews out his staff for not getting the scoop.*

If it were a legitimate bad show, the TV has ways of shutting it off.

Sure, blame the victims.

That was where Don drove off without Megan, right?

*scrambles to patent pineapple pizza ice cream*

I've had oyster and artichoke soup that paled the main course in comparison.

That pun really broth the house down.

That was gracious. I'll drop the mockery to say that I wasn't mocking you so much as the notion that a woman needs to be have a rock solid case before she alleges a crime, a standard that doesn't apply to any other crime.

Maybe you should take some more time to figure it out before issuing a statement.

OK, well was there video of the guy making the video? We need to be 100% on this before we besmirch this gentleman's good name.

At least this story had a happy ending.

Travolta's world.

*Weird Al quietly crumples up first draft of Bachela's Paradise parody*

Too street.