This isn't helping me get to my Scrooge McCuck joke.

They changed it to Duckson after the war.

Is there an intensely angry internet subculture who claim with hyperbolic fervor that this reboot is ruining their childhood?

He fixes the cable?

Brings new meaning to writer's block.

Put a little hot sauce on it.

Finite Ingest

But it is the start of a mighty fine gumbo.

Kilton

I don't think I could handle the irony if president alt right turned out to be a literal cuckold.

The cell phone lots at our airport are filled with hundreds, if not thousands of taxis, all waiting in line to get their city-mandated fare. They're not going to lose their spot in line to go pick someone up elsewhere. And, when they do pick you up from the airport, they will complain about how Uber and Lyft are…

Unless you're James Bond and then YOLT.

In my city, you can't get a taxi to pick you up unless you're at the airport.

They were both invented by Satan to confuse us.

My memory is a little foggy due to the mounting rage that movie brought out in me but, it is revealed that Sandler was fated to become a superhero named The Cobbler and Dustin Hoffman,
playing his estranged father, takes him to some underground Cobbler-Cave with a secret underground network of tradesmen,
all with…

Blizzard announces a new Hearthstone card, a 1 mana 1/1 with battlecry: if your opponent has Patches the Pirate in their deck, you automatically lose the game.

Remember how The Cobbler ends with a setup for an entire Cobbler Cinematic Universe? That was some sweet, sweet hubris.

The contrast in skill required to create the joke poster and the actual one is Stark.

Koko! Koko! Koko!

Great Job, Internet!
Not a single one of the reviewers liked it, which is, frankly, astounding enough that the team behind it should feel a perverse sense of pride.