Star Peace.

Cooper told a Trump apologist that he'd defend Trump if he took a dump on his desk, so, henceforth, taking a dump on a desk shall be known as doing it Anderson Cooper style.

I don't and a cursory search tells me I don't want to know more about him.

Conservatism is no longer an ideology, it's a buzzword.

Or at least a Buddy Holly.

*glasses fall out of pocket*

*Tucker Carlson busily prepares his monologue on how what you think the president Tweeted often isn't.*

You should aim for a high score in "Disrupting" by randomly walking into your boss' office and taking a dump on his desk, Anderson Cooper style.

I know Fox News is losing viewers due to their decision to not cover "what you think is happening" while every other news outlet does, but the optimist in me wants to also think that the average Fox News viewer looked at that statement as extraordinarily condescending to them. For Fox News to say "what you think is…

I ate so many of them after Katrina, and I remember the beans and rice weren't awful. The pastas were strange, but the peanut butter packets were awesome.

The Venn diagram of doomsday preppers and Trump supporters is no longer a circle because now the rest of us have to prep for the doomsday they voted for as well.

You won't believe #7!

*MRAs flood the comments section about how unfair to men it is that lesbians exclusively date women*

My money is they Pet Semetary him and zombie Trump is somehow an improvement.

My bar inexplicably still has a keg of Kentucky Breakfast Stout, which, if you can find it, try it!

That sounds like the perfect storm for a wicked hangover.

All Day is also my go-to.

Not having wedding was one of the smartest decisions I've participated in. Congrats.

Counterpoint: Tucker Carlson's "What you think is happening often isn't" was blatantly Orwellian.

V Club.