Univision is coordinating with Breitbart to drop it at just the right time to generate the most cross-site traffic.

That's her prerogative.

In my town, there are cab drivers who clearly have registered Uber on their personal vehicles and then pick people up in their cabs. Shady as fuck.

I was done with taxis about two years ago when I got the same driver on three consecutive trips to the airport who yelled at me the entire trip about how Mexicans and Arabs were stealing his fares and Trump would fix everything. All three times, at full volume, at 6:30 in the morning. So, I pretty much exclusively…

What if Brendan were in a car?
How about Brendan from afar?
Would you watch him all alone?
Or were you scarred by Monkeybone?

Turn Off the Snark

*Jeff Daniels walks out of audition dejectedly*

Username / comment disharmony.

I went down the rabbit hole and he's referred to as both a 'superhero' and 'not a superhero' on his Wikipedia page. Meanwhile, Batman, whom I'd think is in the same boat by not possessing super powers, is flat out called a superhero on his page. The nerds are split on this one.

I thought the meant the director, not the superhero. *grumble*

Heroine shoots heroin in harrowing comic book adaptation.

I shall not allow you to besmirch the good name of Lexi Alexander!

Sound the horn of Gondork! There are trolls at the gates.

Our long national nightmare just rolled over, farted and fell back asleep.

Barring a headshot, he probably wouldn't lose that vote either.

They should do an alt-right only showing of The Wicker Man both because it embodies how they see women and their logic relies on straw man arguments.

That's not how stars wipe.

I guess the force isn't as woke as we thought.

Coming up with new Star Wars puns is starting to feel like a second Jaba.

One time, my brother and I had the responsibility of buying a birthday cake for our dad - while tripping. Every cake we considered was vetoed because we were sure it would give away the fact that we had bought a cake while on acid. I think we settled on Black Forest, because, man, that shit is deep.