Netflix announces it has greenlit Dr. Cop, P.I.

Are not we all secretly Werner Herzog, trapped in the futile struggle for identity, mirroring each other's pointless concept of self in the face of an eternal void of meaning?

The review in which Rabin coined the phrase, "manic pixie dream cat."

A Talking Van!?!

I don't even know how to process that information.

I think you just accidentally subscribed to National Review.

That's a good idea.

Or standing in a daze at the Arby's drive through window like it's a bar, cramming handfuls of roast beef into his greasy maw.

Man Who Lives in Bubble Highly Offended by Others' Bubbles

I bet Morrissey takes Ambien and sleep-eats entire sides of cattle and then he takes out his self loathing on the rest of us.

Morrissey chides politician for not saying "what we all say in private" and then doesn't have the fortitude to say what he's apparently been saying in private.

I'll have what he's having!

I just chalk that up to 'people are stupid' especially in the face of traumatic experiences. But Mother should know who is who. Perhaps she knew it was David and didn't care or, perhaps the mission was never to colonize, but to get back to David.

Man, in that scene, when they rip the alien off his face and throw it up against the wall, you can see the alien dick for a second. Of all the things that grossed me out in this movie, that detail really got to me.

The first step is admitting to yourself that steps are powerless escalators.

I thought the answer to that was simply that David wanted living things to experiment with and having a rampaging alien on a ship full of sleeping humans would rob him of test subjects.

Golden Showers Economics

For a second, I thought GJI had begun to consume itself.

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