My money is they Pet Semetary him and zombie Trump is somehow an improvement.

My bar inexplicably still has a keg of Kentucky Breakfast Stout, which, if you can find it, try it!

That sounds like the perfect storm for a wicked hangover.

All Day is also my go-to.

Not having wedding was one of the smartest decisions I've participated in. Congrats.

Counterpoint: Tucker Carlson's "What you think is happening often isn't" was blatantly Orwellian.

V Club.

Univision is coordinating with Breitbart to drop it at just the right time to generate the most cross-site traffic.

That's her prerogative.

In my town, there are cab drivers who clearly have registered Uber on their personal vehicles and then pick people up in their cabs. Shady as fuck.

I was done with taxis about two years ago when I got the same driver on three consecutive trips to the airport who yelled at me the entire trip about how Mexicans and Arabs were stealing his fares and Trump would fix everything. All three times, at full volume, at 6:30 in the morning. So, I pretty much exclusively…

What if Brendan were in a car?
How about Brendan from afar?
Would you watch him all alone?
Or were you scarred by Monkeybone?

Turn Off the Snark

*Jeff Daniels walks out of audition dejectedly*

Username / comment disharmony.

I went down the rabbit hole and he's referred to as both a 'superhero' and 'not a superhero' on his Wikipedia page. Meanwhile, Batman, whom I'd think is in the same boat by not possessing super powers, is flat out called a superhero on his page. The nerds are split on this one.

I thought the meant the director, not the superhero. *grumble*

Heroine shoots heroin in harrowing comic book adaptation.

I shall not allow you to besmirch the good name of Lexi Alexander!

Sound the horn of Gondork! There are trolls at the gates.